Kinky Cows Cruet Set

I’m told I laugh at immature jokes too often. I am supposed to “grow up.” Well here is a salt and pepper shaker of 2 cows getting it on like Chad Kroeger and a groupie. Is it immature? Maybe, but this seller has made a business selling these on Amazon, so maybe being immature can have a business side.

This is a cruet set. cruet is a fancy word meaning they are simply salt and pepper shakers. You can buy some cheap salt and pepper shakers. You can also simply steal some from your favorite restaurant, but the Kinky Cows Cruet shakers are cute, like Ariana Grande riding a stationary bike on stage during a concert. Yes, she is the ultimate multitasker, lose weight and earn millions of dollars singing all simultaneously. Now when you are having a bad day, you can at least look at your salt and pepper cow shakers reproducing and get a cheap giggle.

cows mating

The inspiration behind the Horny Cow cruet set

Each cow is about 3” long, so they can hold ample salt and pepper, unless you are one of those salt fiends who go through salt like Scarface goes through cocaine.

Do you need this? No, you can use aluminum foil and handcraft a cheap homemade shaker if that’s what you want, but the Great Depression has been over for many years. Quit reusing and treat yourself to something new. I’d suggest buying this just to throw off your Feng Shui consultant.

I’d suggest buying these just to throw off your Feng Shui consultant
Horny Cows salt and pepper shakers

The Horny Cows help to make any elegant dining table look more normal

Key Benefits

  • It makes any elegant dining table look more homely. This can open up conversations.
  • The resemble real cows. Fake cows are cute, but real cows jest waddle in their cow pies all day long until they are butchered and we eat them.
  • You can LOL by singing the “Milkshake Song” while shaking one of the cow shakers.

 

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