Crazy Dog Funny Men’s Tank-I Flexed and the Sleeves Fell Off

All girls like muscular guys. Oh what’s that, your girl don’t? Well guess what, she’s lying to you. Either she’s a nice girl and don’t want you to feel bad or she’s an unattractive heifer who is desperate for some attention. Either way, who do you think she’d rather Amazon Prime and chill with, Matthew McConaughey or you? Be honest. We all know It’d be McConaughey.

Either way, who do you think she’d rather Amazon Prime and chill with, Matthew McConaughey or you?

A muscular “hello hello hello” from McConaughey is no match for you. Michelle would even sell out Barack for a night with McConaughey.

Muscular and Patriotic Hulk

A Muscular and Patriotic Hulk with a Crazy Dog Tank.

If you have muscles this shirt is sure to get the ladies’ attention and excited. If you’re not muscular you can still get the ladies attention with it, at least for brief moment, although that attention might not be the results you dream about at night. You probably won’t get them excited if you look like Macaulay Culkin as an adult, but this shirt from Crazy Dog T-Shirts will at least help distract the girls from your out-of-shape body and get them to smile.

If your out-of-shape and want to look like a bodybuilder, then this shirt could also help motivate you to hit the gym regularly lifting weights. Combine your bodybuilding with eating healthy and eventually you can morph your body into a muscular beast that women will find attractive.

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